Big Brothers

Every little girl needs a big brother.

 When the boogie man is in your closet, who else are you going to go sleep with?

And when Mom is in the shower, who else is going to love and entertain you?

And who's going to be there to chase away every teenaged boy who ever liked you and make your life "miserable"??  Oh wait, those are my brothers! Aren't big brothers the best!!