2 years ago
Friday, June 8, 2012
Mom: Ava, don't pick your nose.
Andrew and Ethan:-- snicker at Ava--Ava begins to cry.
Mom: Leave her alone boys, it's not like we don't have to ask you all the time to stop picking your nose.
Andrew and Ethan-- begin to argue about whether or not they pick their nose.
Dad: Okay fine, everyone picks their nose, just don't eat it.
Mom: Just don't pick it in public and don't eat it ever--that's really disgusting.
Andrew: Everyone eats their boogers.
Mom: Yes, I'm sure everyone has when they were a little kid.
Andrew: No, everyone does it all the time (makes the gesture of sucking up snot and swallowing)
Mom: okay, I guess if you want to call that eating boogers.
Andrew: Yeah, and I like the way it tastes. It's sour and I like it!
Mom and Dad look at each other-- uuuummmmmmm.... yeah.