Andrew came home from school today and the conversation went as follows:
Andrew: Mom, someone at school just loves me.
Me: Is that so?
A: Yes, and she just gave me like 20 hugs today. Her name is Victoria. She says she's going to marry me.
M: Did you tell her you're only 5?
A: She already knows that.
M: So.....you think she's your girlfriend?
A: No she's more than that- I'm going to be her husband.
Well then.............The first time I've been truly at a loss of words with my child. I didn't know if I should die laughing or what?!?!
So sorry all you heartbroken kindergartners-- I guess Andrew is taken!
Do you blame the girl? She could be missin' all this!
3 years ago